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© alphamecha




Posted 6 days ago with 66 notes
© meme-mage



rumetzen:

Patrick Bateman: Do you like Naruto?

Paul Allen: It’s OK.

Patrick Bateman: The early arcs were a little too romance-focused for me, but when the Chuunin Exam arc came out in 2003, I think it really came into its own, commercially and artistically. The whole arc has clear, crisp action, and a new amount of interesting characters they really give the show a big boost. Its been compared to Dragonball Z, but I think Naruto has a far more dynamic, engaging cast.

Paul Allen: Hey Halberstram.

Patrick Bateman: Yes, Allen?

Paul Allen: Why are there copies of the style section all over the place, d-do you have a dog? A little chow or something?

Patrick Bateman: No, Allen.

Paul Allen: Is that a rain coat?

Patrick Bateman: Yes it is! In ‘10, Kishimoto released this, The Invasion of Pain, his most accomplished arc. I think his undisputed masterpiece is the Naruto vs. Pain arc, with action so stuning, most people probably don’t pay attention to the themes. But they should, because it’s not just about the power of friendship, and the importance of peace, it’s also a personal statement about the manga itself.

[raises axe above head]

Patrick Bateman: Hey Paul!

[he bashes Allen in the head with the axe, and blood splatters over him]

Patrick Bateman: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD!



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excalibong:

#me 



Posted 1 week ago with 60 notes



plzfuckmywife:

incognegroo:

You ever come fast and shorty try to console you like “it’s okay” and you gotta hit em like “I know it’s okay I got mine”

Nah I haven’t. But look bro I’ll pray for u

prayer hand emoji


Posted 1 week ago with 37 notes
© incognegroo



Lemonade - Gucci Mane

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© bushmanbeats



2cc48a:

If you look at your nipples for too long they start to look weird


Posted 1 week ago with 32 notes



nextsummer:

Snowing - Fuck Your Emotional Bullshit 7”

I think that this is the 4th or 5th pressing of it, and from what I can tell they’re going with different covers almost every time.  

I miss Snowing



Posted 1 week ago with 1,555 notes
© nextsummer



good evening!!! kinda bummed this is backwards



Posted 1 week ago with 18 notes



daytonastatecollege:

laughinghieroglyphic:

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times

McCartney, Brandon. (@LILBTHEBASEDGOD). “If Kanye West Dosent Acknowledge Me Over Twitter And Work With Me On Music, When i see him im going to fuck him in the ass - Lil B.” 24 Oct 2010, 6:31 PM. Tweet. 



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sadpretzel:

"I love the ducks"

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"the anaheim ducks are great"

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"quack quack motherfucker!!"

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I don’t know what this even means but I laughed


Posted 1 week ago with 21 notes



my dad made a comment about how I should go to the brewery in Shreveport with him and that he wishes I had gotten a fake ID

so I told him “you’re in luck” and showed him my fake and he went “spot on, cool”

dad-approved fake ID swag


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© etatdesiege



wha hannenin…

wha wha wha hannenin

my biology professor told some girls who talked during his class to “shut the fuck up” and then in the next lecture said “penis” like 3 times

wha hannenin


Posted 1 month ago with 5 notes



Whats Hannenin - Soulja Boy

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yolokony420x666x1017sodmg:

Soulja Boy // Whats Hannenin?


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