February 2012
ah it’s so beautiful outside
today’s gonna be fantastic
so in the gym today some guy came up and asked if he could take a picture of me
I was like “yeah go for it” because I felt like a king at the gym today
he took a picture on his phone and was like “thanks, my friend likes hipster guys, you’re a big help”
Anonymous asked: wtf ur girlfriend is not pretty r u gay and using her as a cover?
My mom just came in my room and stole some of my Valentine’s Day candy
not cool
I was literally cuddling with a 2 liter of coke in that picture
I made my cool forensics teacher a list of Lil B songs to listen to
Illusions of Grandeur
I’m Heem
Durty Pop
she’ll either be really impressed or make me leave her class
joshishollywood:
I always feel really sad whenever I talk to someone who says they really identify with the “nerd humour” in The Big Bang Theory because I can’t think of anyone more in need of a gentle talking to more
“No no no, I’m sorry honey but they’re not laughing with you”
it has more syllables and a more complex rhyme...
cars (and women) are way better with big butts
White people wearing YMCMB merchandise is the single worst thing to happen in the entire scope of human history
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can the USA annex Singapore so Wormrot can come play me a show
A$AP Rocky and Spaceghostpurrp are both rad as hell
that’s all, stop arguing, get trill
star fox 64 valentines
fireking:
fox: “you ar the wind beneath my wings”
peppy: “never give up. trust your instincts. be my valentine.”
falco: “theres something wrong with the g-diffuser! but theres something right about us”
slippy: “whoa! help me, valentine!”
ROB 64: “LOCATION CONFIRMED. SENDING VALENTINE.”
wolf: “lets make beautiful music together. even more beautiful music than my theme music.”
pigma: “i want...
Valentine’s Day at school today:
hit on my gym teacher
English teacher asked me to be on the yearbook and newspaper staff
sent my Chemistry teacher a Valentine’s Day gram card thing
History teacher told me I should’ve bought her a Valentine’s Day gram card thing
all the (teaching) girls love me
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prepping for Valentine’s Day by sobbing along to Carissa’s Wierd
shouts out to Songs About Leaving
fun. is cool
Light A Roman Candle With Me will forever be my jam
sulfurs:
transatlantic tumblr relationships
the weather outside is very Seattle
why am I not still living in Seattle
fuck
going back to Seattle over my Spring Break life is so good
wow I definitely didn’t know Whitney Houston was only 48
RIP babe
Ay cool my cousin Claire just got engaged
do you know what this means???
I get to wear a suit to the wedding
(swag)
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vnastyxoxo replied to your photo: swag
oh my god that doesn’t look like you AT ALL what omg
my evil twin stole my girlfriend and took her out to dinner???
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taking the ACT this morning
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
My day was perfect
good night
much love
A$AP Ben
praying for a Lil B x ASAP Rocky collab
christurkleton:
The best thing they could do with the Metroid series is do one for the xbox 360 and PS3
yeah it’s a Nintendo game and all but I just think it could benefit so much from more realistic and textural graphics + maybe some form of ragdoll physics and then i can jerk off to Samus without her suit and it will feel less wrong
lil b valentines day card ideas
lilbabysnake:
“bitch u look so awsome. ima tell u this bitch: u look like a dolphin.”
“shut the fuck up bitch, you know that I love ya”
holy shit David Mitchell is hilarious
