January 2012
benvs:
my mom just opened a bottle of sparkling grape juice for the little kids
it started foaming up and coming out of the top
I picked it up, took a pull and yelled “white girl wasted”
mom was less than impressed
jesus I got 100 notes on this???
my mom just opened a bottle of sparkling grape juice for the little kids
it started foaming up and coming out of the top
I picked it up, took a pull and yelled “white girl wasted”
mom was less than impressed
scaryrockmusic:
PEOPLE TO FOLLOW IN 2012:
Ben
Ben Philz
Ben-Fam
Katherine’s boyfriend
Ben Phillips
BengotthewholeblockjumpintwindoublebarrelglockspumpinleavethebodiesslumpinPhilz
scaryrockmusic
thebloggerformallyknownasscarychristmasmusic
if I drink and try to play Super Meat Boy I think I’ll end up killing myself
straight edge new year
jmimy:
“this is waka flocka LAME” i said as my parents told me i couldnt drink on new years eve
December 2011
stockade:
I thought Khaleelah was that 90s pop singer that died in a plane crash
oh god extended family just arrived for New Year’s
but I also smell something cooking downstairs…
avoid irritating children or eat
The Ben Cooper Dilemma
oh my god I’ve been confusing “Knife Man” with “Knife Play”
and I was like “fuck off you guys that was a Xiu Xiu album in 2002”
whoops
shouts out to AJJ
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ben is the best name hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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scaryrockmusic replied to your post: Yo that fat kid who stole my spot at the talent…
wait what how?
so the school I used to go to was 6th to 10th grade and the sophomore class always had a really big assembly at the end of their graduation that was like awards and then a talent show
and I was going to do the cooking dance with the whole class (I taught my class to cook lol) to close out...
Yo
that fat kid who stole my spot at the talent show at the end of sophomore year just deleted me on facebook!!!
alert
kindlesong:
jack black is really bad
not even adam sandler is as shitty as jack black is
the part on Tetragrammaton with the distorted vocals and “the kiosk in my temporal lobe is shaped like Rosalie Carter” is so good wow
someone come Mars Volta with me
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“and I am vicariously living out my dreams through an 8 year old”
“condor anus feathers”
“shit muscles lol”
“v. deep”
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END OF YEAR MEME, WHAT FUN
dobie:
HOW TO: open a new text post and type letters a-z into the tags and take your favorite tag it suggests and post it out of context. this only works if you use tags as obsessive conversational add-ons like me, and if your computer saves the tags you’ve used before.
WHAT YOU COME UP WITH SHOULD BE SOME SORT OF REFLECTION OF YOUR CHARACTER. ENJOY.
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laughinghieroglyphic:
Niggas in Paris Seven...
hm
I have X Kit and Missing E on
I am the hacker genius wonderchild
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yeezytaughtme:
does this mean russell brand will go back to the drugs and the teasing comb because if so good
good
thealrightgatsby:
You guys
I just accidentally called my dad a nigga
I told my little brother “nah nigga” once and he told my mom
hardcore lyfe
I like girls, dragons and sometimes tattoos
The Girl With A Dragon Tattoo? obviously a 10/10
going to sleep on my warm new flannel sheets
I win
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →
Geographer (73)
Human Eye (61)
Hella (55)
Harlem (46)
This Town Needs Guns (33)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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in other news, it’s really weird to think that today marks the 6-month anniversary of me leaving Seattle
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soulja did you just diss lil b
basedbeatnik:
fvgazi:
Didn’t Lil B “make” this nigga.
fuck Soulja. he had a good 2011. dude really tried and stepped up his beats and one-liners, but he is, at the end of the day, a basedgod biter… like a lot of the people who did good this year. look at this corn-ass clown…
look at this piece of shit dying to have Lil B’s aura. shameful, Soulja. seriously.
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if Asian people are so smart
how come Kim Jong-Il is dead
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fatmire
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“are you rethinking your options right now?”
“your mom will always be my goal”
“but my mom’s such a cunt and not even cute”
benvs:
politely asking your girlfriend if you can hit on her mom
“what if I bring her alcohol”
“she might do something she regrets if she’s under the influence”
“she’ll do me”
politely asking your girlfriend if you can hit on her mom
2011 was a really crazy year
I moved across the country
I had adventures
I knocked out my first kiss with flying colors
I got really good-looking
I learned to drive
I overcame what seemed like horrible depression but turned out to be a massive First World Problem
I discovered Lil B “The Based God”
I learned how to socially navigate a high school (which lead to the next one)
I...
happyurltide:
my new year’s resolution is carly swens
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kellyvs.tumblr.com
benvs.tumblr.com
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