March 2012
February 2012
Brasstronaut is great
do you want to cuddle? no... good. Hop on my back....
I started lifting weights because I want to be able to overhead press any girl I ever date
Got a 32 on the ACT and put up 10 more pounds on my bench press today hey alright
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my mouth tastes really bad wtf
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basedgodtrilla replied to your post: “You have exactly one minute to enjoy this cereal….
the cereal isn’t called “snap crackle pop” ben it’s rice krispies
“You have exactly one minute to enjoy this cereal. Go.” is a really good way to describe Snap Crackle Pop
the rest of that whole post is stupid though
trying to make a clever joke about how American Football is spelled “Americ Anfootball” on their album cover
but nothing is coming
I know we’re not supposed to hope bad things for people
but I really hope whoever thought “Rage Comics In Real Life” was a good idea
I hope they get hit by a bus
as predicted
today was amazing
ah it’s so beautiful outside
today’s gonna be fantastic
so in the gym today some guy came up and asked if he could take a picture of me
I was like “yeah go for it” because I felt like a king at the gym today
he took a picture on his phone and was like “thanks, my friend likes hipster guys, you’re a big help”
Anonymous asked: wtf ur girlfriend is not pretty r u gay and using her as a cover?
My mom just came in my room and stole some of my Valentine’s Day candy
not cool
I was literally cuddling with a 2 liter of coke in that picture
I made my cool forensics teacher a list of Lil B songs to listen to
Illusions of Grandeur
I’m Heem
Durty Pop
she’ll either be really impressed or make me leave her class
joshishollywood:
I always feel really sad whenever I talk to someone who says they really identify with the “nerd humour” in The Big Bang Theory because I can’t think of anyone more in need of a gentle talking to more
“No no no, I’m sorry honey but they’re not laughing with you”
it has more syllables and a more complex rhyme...
cars (and women) are way better with big butts
White people wearing YMCMB merchandise is the single worst thing to happen in the entire scope of human history
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can the USA annex Singapore so Wormrot can come play me a show
A$AP Rocky and Spaceghostpurrp are both rad as hell
that’s all, stop arguing, get trill
star fox 64 valentines
fireking:
fox: “you ar the wind beneath my wings”
peppy: “never give up. trust your instincts. be my valentine.”
falco: “theres something wrong with the g-diffuser! but theres something right about us”
slippy: “whoa! help me, valentine!”
ROB 64: “LOCATION CONFIRMED. SENDING VALENTINE.”
wolf: “lets make beautiful music together. even more beautiful music than my theme music.”
pigma: “i want...
Valentine’s Day at school today:
hit on my gym teacher
English teacher asked me to be on the yearbook and newspaper staff
sent my Chemistry teacher a Valentine’s Day gram card thing
History teacher told me I should’ve bought her a Valentine’s Day gram card thing
all the (teaching) girls love me
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prepping for Valentine’s Day by sobbing along to Carissa’s Wierd
shouts out to Songs About Leaving
fun. is cool
Light A Roman Candle With Me will forever be my jam
sulfurs:
transatlantic tumblr relationships
the weather outside is very Seattle
why am I not still living in Seattle
fuck
